Did WWE Diva Kelly Kelly See The Loch Ness Monster?

Written By: Ken Hulsey
Source: Skye Sports

A few weeks back I reported that several experts now believe that due to a lack of sightings over the past few years that the Loch Ness Monster may be either extinct, or going extinct.

I have found out, however, that there have been more possible sightings of the creature recently than these researchers have been aware of.

The most recent of which has come from a very sexy source, model and WWE diva, Kelly Kelly.

On a recent trip to Scotland, Kelly went out of her way to visit the Loch in hopes of seeing the monster.

"I actually went to see the Loch Ness Monster when we were in Scotland. A few of us had the day off, so we took the trip to see the Loch Ness Monster. We saw something! I don't know what it was, but I swear I saw something!" Kelly reports.

There, if the buxom Miss Kelly says she saw the Loch Ness Monster, that's all the proof I need.

Nessie is real!

Hmmmm.....now this does pose a very interesting dilemma. What if Nessie is a guy? That may explain why so many male researchers have had trouble finding the monster. All they needed this whole time, was a sexy woman to coax the creature into showing itself.

Maybe if you could persuade Hugh Hefner to take some of his Bunnies on vacation at Loch Ness, then maybe the monster would even come on shore for photo shoot or something?

Nessie a Nathan or Neil? Could be....

See Also: Is There A Need To Be Worried About The Loch Ness Monster? / The Loch Ness Monster - The Death Of A Monster Hunter - Italians Take Over The Search / UK Stage Cast Spots The Loch Ness Monster / Has The Montauk Monster Been Spotted Again? / Russian Soldiers Discover A Harry Monster On The Beach / A Mysterious Creature Washes Ashore In New London Connecticut / Things To Talk About Over The Weekend - The Discovery Of Atlantis And A Giant Snake / Are Dinosaurs Still Living Among Us? / Nessie Spoils A Couples Romatic Evening / Sci Fi Orders Another Season Of Destination Truth / Cryptozoological Figure Set / Has The Loch Ness Monster Become A Victim Of Global Warming? / Nessie Celebrates Her 75th Birthday / Has Monster Quest Found A Baby Ogopogo? / The Sci Fi Channel Travels Into The Unknown With Unexplained With George Noory This Month

Comments

  1. I like the notion that a real creature the Loch Ness Monster, like so many great movie monsters, is male and shows up primarily to lust after nubile human females. Could explain a lot.

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