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By Ken Hulsey - July 16, 2015

From MIN Star Wars

Things have gotten way too serious around here, so it's about time that we all had some fun!

Okay, things have never really been that serious around here, so it is about time that I wrote about a sci fi comedy for a change, and not about some foreign film with a fancy-pants rubber suited monster or bikini girls (?).

Many people, mostly squares, questioned why the great Mel Brooks would choose to make a parody of "Star Wars" ten years after the film was released?

The answer was simple, because he could, and because it was the last film genre (Sci Fi) left for him to lampoon.

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BETTIE PAGE'S SECRET LIFE AS AN UNDERCOVER OPERATIVE IN 1950S HOLLYWOOD HAS BEEN DECLASSIFIED!

By Ken Hulsey - July 21, 2017

In this latest telling, Ms. Page is more modest than Ms. Blaise, but peels more than Ms. Emma. She out-vamps Vampirella, but she's sweeter than Honey West. She puts the mod in model, and the bangs in bang-bang. Now the world can know the truth: her classified adventures back in 1951 Hollywood have officially been declassified.

See Also: Bettie Page - Vintage 3D Stereo Slides -Sexy Model Bettie Page - Lot of 3 - Ultra Rare

Writer David Avallone says, "Like a lot of people my age, I 'discovered' Bettie Page through comics, when Dave Stevens used her to inspire the ingénue starlet of The Rocketeer. She's such a compelling, iconic figure, with such a fascinating life story, that I was thrilled when Dynamite Senior Editor Joe Rybandt asked me if I could build a comic book mini-series around her. After a lot of research into the life and times of Bettie, I chose to put her in Hollywood at the start of the fifties and the beginning of her modeling career. It's all f…

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Elvira, Mistress of the Dark Coming To Comics From Dynamite

By Ken Hulsey - July 21, 2017

From Dynamite Entertainment

Leading Publisher to Develop Comic Books and Merchandise Featuring the Iconic Horror Hostess

Dynamite Entertainment is proud to announce that Elvira, Mistress of the Dark - the beloved horror icon brought to (after)life by actress Cassandra Peterson - will join their line of licensed pop culture properties courtesy of a new licensing agreement with Queen "B" Productions and DevlinAgency. The publisher will develop and manufacture a wide variety of product categories including comic books, trading cards, posters, lithographs, card games, and board games.

With her signature blend of sex appeal, fearlessness, sarcasm, and smarts, Elvira rose to stardom in 1981 as the nationally syndicated hostess of Elvira's Movie Macabre. Her distinct personality a hit with audiences everywhere, she evolved quickly into a cultural icon and film star (including two motion pictures, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark and Elvira's Haunted Hills). Becoming a universal…

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BOOM! STUDIOS ANNOUNCES KONG: GODS OF SKULL ISLAND

By Ken Hulsey - July 21, 2017

In this stand-alone Kong story, the year is 1912, and a wealthy humanitarian has traveled to Skull Island with the purpose of civilizing the native Tagatu living there. Although the Tagatu accept his gifts and allow his team to live among hem, they’re devoted to their god… and the team soon discovers that Kong is very, very real.

See Also: Kong: The King of Skull Island - King Kong - Classic Movie Monster - Poster Print

“Somehow, the Tagatu survived for generations at the bottom of the food chain in the harshest, deadliest environment on Earth, and they worshipped Kong as a living god. I always wanted to see more of that tribe’s culture in the films—specifically the ‘Church of Kong’ and their relationship with Kong himself—but that wasn’t the story they were telling. Now, it’s the story we’re telling.” – Phillip Kennedy Johnson

BOOM! Studios’ Kong comics are based on Joe DeVito’s Skull Island and Merian C. Cooper’s King Kong. The publisher recently completed a 12-issue series, Kong o…

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Godzilla 2: First Set Photos ... More Monsters?

By Ken Hulsey - July 04, 2017

Filming on the sequel to Gareth Edwards amazing re imagining of Godzilla (2014) has been taking place in Atlanta now for just over two weeks and the first on set photos have leaked out. Not much can be seen in any of the pics, all they contain are images of Warner Bros trailers and cars in all sorts of disrepair. It's the usual collateral damage stuff that exists in every single giant monster movie since 1933 when King Kong decided that he didn't like the civilized world very much and went ... well ape.

Here is an eyewitness report:

GODZILLA II Night Filming from the scheduled Inman Village ParkWay shoot that happened two days ago.

According to bystanders and witnesses, there were a lot of thunderous noises, booms, and monster sounds emitting around the location. With cars turned over, flames roaring, and with debris scattered everywhere. And clearly from the glimpses of the set, it must have been quite the night!
Though somewhat interesting the real meat and potatoes that ha…

World first! Breaking news! Godzilla himself finally revealed! A roar that shakes the Earth still, 20,000 years in the future!

By Ken Hulsey - July 06, 2017

From Polygon Pictures (Press Release)

2016 saw the release of the no. 1 box office smash hit live action film, Shin Godzilla (directed by Hideaki Anno). This grounded portrayal captured the hearts of audiences, and has been honored with seven prizes at the 40th Japan Academy Awards, including Picture of the Year.

The next step in the Godzilla franchise will be the release this November of Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters. This landmark year in which Japan celebrates the 100th anniversary of the release of its first animated film will also finally herald the first time in history that the challenge has been undertaken to adapt Godzilla into an animated feature.

An advance teaser trailer is now available on the web, ahead of being also shown in cinemas starting from Saturday, July 8.

Starting with the words "1 year on from Shin Godzilla..", the trailer shows the protagonist, Haruo (Mamoru Miyano), as he gazes down intensely at the beautiful blue Earth below from the returned …

Quark - From The Land Of Forgotten Television

By Ken Hulsey - July 12, 2017

Quark is an American science fiction situation comedy starring Richard Benjamin broadcast on NBC. The pilot first aired on May 7, 1977, and the series followed as a mid-season replacement in February 1978. The series was cancelled in April 1978. Quark was created by Buck Henry, co-creator of the spy spoof Get Smart.

The show was set on a United Galaxy Sanitation Patrol Cruiser, an interstellar garbage scow operating out of United Galaxies Space Station Perma One in the year 2226. Adam Quark, the main character, works to clean up trash in space by collecting "space baggies" with his trusted and highly unusual crew.

In its short run, Quark satirized such science fiction as Star Wars, 2001: A Space Odyssey and Flash Gordon. Three of the episodes were literal satires of Star Trek episodes.

The series won one Emmy Award nomination, for costume designer Grady Hunt's work in the episode "All the Emperor's Quasi-Norms, Part 2".

A deep space phenomenon threatens to …

BETTIE PAGE'S SECRET LIFE AS AN UNDERCOVER OPERATIVE IN 1950S HOLLYWOOD HAS BEEN DECLASSIFIED!

By Ken Hulsey - July 21, 2017

UFO - Fighting Aliens In A Super Sexy Future!

By Ken Hulsey - June 26, 2017

In the year 1980, a secret military organization named SHADO (Supreme Headquarters Alien Defence Organisation) becomes operational. Its purpose is to defend the Earth from Aliens who've been coming to Earth and kidnapping humans. It is believed that these Aliens are a dying race, and are transplanting human body parts to extend their own lifespans.

SHADO's main headquarters is hidden beneath a film studio near London England. SHADO also has a base on the moon (Moonbase) and a fleet of submarines (Skydiver). Incoming UFO's are initially detected by an Earth orbiting satellite named SID (Space Intruder Detector). An initial interception attempt is made in space with three Interceptor craft launched from Moonbase. A second attempt is made in the Earth's atmosphere with a fighter plane (Sky One) launched from Skydiver. Landed UFO's are tracked down with ground Mobiles.

SHADO is run by the extremely dedicated Commander Ed Straker, and is overseen by General James Hende…

It's KISS Versus Giant Monsters From Outer Space In A Heavy Metal Smackdown

By Ken Hulsey - June 29, 2017

It's shaping up to be a busy July for 'The Hottest Band In The World' thanks to Dynamite Entertainment. The Comic Book incarnation of KISS will begin the month by rescuing Vampirella from a crazed cult in Los Angeles then they will take their show into outer pace to fight giant monsters who threaten to destroy the KISS Army.

Let's start with that monster battle in deep space. In KISS #9 it's Kaiju vs. the KISS Army in a metal death match orchestrated by the mysterious ship the Obayashi. Will the last of humankind destroy themselves, or can the language of music save everyone?

Related: KISS #1, Midtown Exclusive Jim Balent Variant Cover Signed By Amy Chu & Jim Balent - Dynamite Entertainment

Vampirella Strikes #1 - Limited Edition Variant Cover C - Dynamite Entertainment

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In KISS / Vampirella #2 rock 'n' roll isn't for the faint of heart. Jet-lagged, on the verge of recording a new album and stuck in the strange heart of Los Ange…

Red Alert: El Rey Network July 4th Godzilla Movie Marathon In Progress!

By Ken Hulsey - July 01, 2017

Sorry monster movie mashers, but I got a hold of this one late! Drop what you're doing, ignore the in laws that have invaded your home for the holiday weekend, and turn on the El Rey Network for some good old fashioned Japanese monster mayhem!

I SAID DO IT NOW!!!

EL REY NETWORK CELEBRATES INDEPENDENCE DAY WITH FOUR DAY “KAIJULY ROARTH” MARATHON SATURDAY, JULY 1ST STARTING AT 6AM ET

See Also: Monster Zero - Godzilla, Rodan, King Ghidorah - Retro Style Lobby Card Print

Join El Rey Network for 96 hours of stomps, screams and slaughter. Watch Godzilla prove his title as King of the Monsters — with new addition GODZILLA 2000 and the network premiere of GODZILLA (1998) — as he faces mutant creations, three headed monsters, and more. This is one firecracker you don’t want to miss.

The marathon will begin with the film GOJIRA on SATURDAY, JULY 1st at 6AM ET and will conclude with GODZILLA RAIDS AGAIN on WEDNESDAY, JULY 5th at 4:30AM ET.

To find El Rey Network in your area please check out…

What Are Celebrities Doing For Halloween? - Part 1

By Ken Hulsey - October 05, 2009

Written By: Ken Hulsey
Sources: Patricia Tallman / Suzi Lorraine / Mr. Lobo / Rachel Grubb / Shannon McDonough

The other day, last Friday to be precise, I was sitting at work wondering, "What do celebrities dress up as on Halloween?" I mean, honestly, they pretty much dress up in costumes on almost a daily basis in their line of work. You would think that when it came to Halloween, they may be kinda 'over' the whole idea of putting on yet another costume. This whole idea really intrigued me, so I decided to get in touch with all the famous types that I have crossed paths with here at Monster Island News to find out what they had planned for the holiday, and to see if, and what, they were going to wear as a costume.

Here are a few of the replies, and they came almost immediately after I sent them.

Patricia Tallman

Now if anyone would be kinda tired of putting on costumes it would be actress/stunt woman Patricia Tallman. She's played a Klingon, a Starfleet commander, t…

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark Coming To Comics From Dynamite

By Ken Hulsey - July 21, 2017

Geek-O-Rama: One Way or Another

By Ken Hulsey - July 16, 2017

'Star Wars: The Last Jedi' Behind-the-Scenes Video Shows New Creatures and Old Friends

There’s still no full-length trailer for Star Wars: The Last Jedi, but fans should nevertheless be pleased with Lucasfilm‘s new offering: a behind-the-scenes video that showcases lots of new creatures, offers a good look at some new and familiar characters, and even has Admiral Akbar marking the end of the shoot by announcing, “It’s a wrap!” (Watch it above.)

Introduced at Disney‘s D23 Expo on Saturday by director Rian Johnson, who took the stage with cast members Mark Hamill, Daisy Ridley, John Boyega, Gwendoline Christie, Kelly Marie Tran, Laura Dern, and Benicio Del Toro, the video also features appearances by returning cast members Adam Driver, Lupita Nyong’o, Oscar Isaac, Anthony Daniels, and the late Carrie Fisher.

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Connecting the 'Apes' Movies: 7 Ways 'War' Links Back to 1968 Classic Starring Charlton Heston

Let’s start by stating the obvious: War for the Planet…

Hailey Clauson, Ashley Graham and Ronda Rousey A Sports Illustrated Swimsuit First! Three Covers; Three Cover Models

By Ken Hulsey - February 16, 2016

SI Swimsuit 2016 Available February 15 Across Print, Digital and All New SI Swimsuit iOS and Android App Featuring Virtual Reality

Amazing cast of 24 Swimsuit Models including Nina Agdal, Lily Aldridge, Hannah Davis, Gigi Hadid, Irina Shayk, Chrissy Teigen and Lindsey Vonn.

Hailey Clauson, Ashley Graham and Ronda Rousey are the 2016 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover models; each gracing their own individual cover which were unveiled during a first of its kind broadcast special on TNT earlier this evening. The 2016 SI Swimsuit multiplatform launch across print, digital (www.si.com/swimsuit), mobile and NYC Fan Festivals are set for Monday, February 15.

This is the first time SI Swimsuit has produced multiple covers of its Swimsuit edition. On the decision to go with an unprecedented three individual covers, SI Swimsuit Editor MJ Day said: "What defines beauty today? The truth is, times have changed and one size does not fit all. Our position on beauty is well known—healthy, curvy…

Top of the morning to ye today everyone is a little bit Irish

By Ken Hulsey - March 17, 2016

The True History Behind St. Patrick’s Day

Here's what we know about the real St. Patrick

The modern St. Patrick’s Day celebrations that will take place on Thursday, at least in the United States, will likely be characterized by commercial lucky charms and green beer—all of which has very little to do with the historical figure of the saint. As it turns out, it took centuries for the holiday to accrue the elements that now seem crucial to its celebrations.

The March 17 celebration started in 1631 when the Church established a Feast Day honoring St. Patrick. He had been Patron Saint of Ireland who had died around the fifth century—a whopping 12 centuries before the modern version of the holiday was first observed. But very little is known about who he actually was, according to Marion Casey, a clinical assistant professor of Irish Studies at New York University (and a regular marcher in the St. Patrick’s Day Parade in Manhattan).

“We know that he was a Roman citizen, because Britain…

Notice To Godzilla Fans In Japan

By Armand Vaquer - July 27, 2016

by Armand Vaquer

A few minutes ago, I posted the following at several Godzilla and kaiju-related groups at Facebook:
If there's anyone in Japan or is about to go to Japan in the immediate future and sees "Shin Godzilla", I need a list of locations featured in the movie to incorporate them in the next edition of "The Monster Movie Fan's Guide To Japan". I will note contributors in the acknowledgments page. Thanks! In case anyone in Japan who reads this, but doesn't have a Facebook account, the offer is extended to you here.

My email address is AMVaquer[at]aol.com. No spammers, please!

Thank you!

"The Brain That Wouldn't Die" Being Remade In Oregon - First Images

By Ken Hulsey - June 21, 2017

The 2016 remake of the same name, The Brain That Wouldn't Die is a satirical take on the story, utilizing both the intentional and unintentional comedic elements of the original, while bolstering the characters and plot. Directed by Derek Carl and written by Hank Huffman, the team behind the short film Bad Seed (2015) and the upcoming web series Y2K 2000 (2016), the remake proudly wears its influences on its sleeve, from the colorful gore-fest Re-Animator to the exceedingly funny The Man with Two Brains.

The film will be shot in Portland, Oregon, with a local cast and crew.

Combining elements of Gothic horror, film noir and science fiction, The Brain That Wouldn't Die is a charming, if not delightfully flawed, entry from director Joseph Green and producer Rex Carlton. Filmed in 1959 and released in '62, “Brain” follows the misadventures of Dr. Bill Cortner (Jason Evers), a brilliant surgeon who revives the head of his recently decapitated fiancee, Jan Compton (Virginia …

Wonder Woman (1942-1986 1st Series DC) #191, December 1970 Issue - DC Comics

By Ken Hulsey - February 02, 2015

Wonder Woman (1942-1986 1st Series DC) #191, December 1970 Issue - DC Comics - Grade G/VG

From View Obscura

Price $13.00 USD - Order Here

1st printing.

This comic book is in used condition. Comic is complete with cover and all pages attached. This comic has some flaws that warrant a G/VG grade.

Note some staple rust.

Comic Book will be shipped bagged and boarded!

"Detour 2." Continued from last issue; continued next issue. (Note: This story is six pages of new material wrapped around an edited reprint of issue #179.) Written and pencilled by Mike Sekowsky, with inks by Dick Giordano. Characters: Wonder Woman; I-Ching; Ranagor the Barbarian; Steve Trevor. Cover by Mike Sekowsky and Dick Giordano.

See Also: WONDER WOMAN #38, Wonder Woman (1942-1986 1st Series DC) #250 - December 1978 Issue - DC Comics, Wonder Woman (1942-1986 1st Series DC) #251 - January 1979 Issue - DC Comics, Wonder Woman '77: An Interview with Writer Marc Andreyko, Wait, Warner Bros Commissioned How Man…

This is so funny. A must read!

Set phasers to problematic.

If you follow me on social media then you know how I feel about science (I Fucking Love It). I’ve seen Blackfish six times, twice in 3-D. I regularly share studies about how “they” “discovered” that my liver-crushing alcohol addiction and frequent masturbation habit actually means I’m a genius. I start every sentence of every argument with the phrase “they did a study that proves…” without reading any of the actual study I’m citing. Hell I don’t even read the article most of the time. The real scientific truth is all in the headlines these days. Digital media companies know that you’re busy Uber-ing and Blue Apron-ing your Prince-grieving twenty-something ass all over the place 24 hours a day and you don’t have time to read the boring data involved in these things, so they stuff all the truth in the headline so you can Go-Gurt that knowledge right into your head while razor scootering across the Williamsburg Bridge like a mil…

A Gallery Of Sexy Halloween Costumes For 2015!

By Ken Hulsey - October 29, 2015

Halloween also known is a yearly celebration observed in a number of countries on 31 October, the eve of the Western Christian feast of All Hallows' Day. It begins the three-day observance of Allhallowtide, the time in the liturgical year dedicated to remembering the dead, including saints (hallows), martyrs, and all the faithful departed believers.

According to many scholars, All Hallows' Eve is a Christianized feast influenced by Celtic harvest festivals, with possible pagan roots, particularly the Gaelic festival Samhain. Other scholars maintain that it originated independently of Samhain and has solely Christian roots.

Typical contemporary festive Halloween activities include trick-or-treating (or the related "guising"), attending costume parties, decorating, carving pumpkins into jack-o'-lanterns, lighting bonfires, apple bobbing and divination games, playing pranks, visiting haunted attractions, telling scary stories and watching horror films. In many part…

What Are Celebrities Doing For Halloween? - Part 1

By Ken Hulsey - October 05, 2009

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