"When I was nine I played the demon king in Cinderella and it launched me on a long and happy life of being a monster." - Boris Ka...

(She said her fiancé had run off with a student cosmetologist, who knew how to ply her feminine wiles.) "That sumbitch. You tell h...

"Rednecks, crackers, hillbillies, hausfraus, shut-ins, pea-pickers - everybody that's got to jump when somebody else blows the w...

"Well, you see, I didn't know where your office was. So I asked the newsboy. He didn't know. So I asked the fireman, the green ...

"Here I stand, the goddess of desire Set men on fire I have this power Morning, noon, and night, it's dwink and dancing Some quick ...

"I've lost my white mouse." - Jennings - Lab Technician (Clint Eastwood)(Revenge of the Creature)(1955) Let me explain this on...

Photos And Story By: Ken Hulsey On Saturday I had the pleasure of attending the "Star Wars: Where Science Meets Imagination" exh...

- "What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue: Consider yourself lucky that life has been good to you so far. Alterna...

- Han Solo: Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal. Voice: What happened? Han Solo: Uh, we had a slight weapons malfuncti...

- "Oh, Marcus. What are you trying to do, scare me? You sound like my mother. We've known each other for a long time. I don't b...

- "I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal...

- "Hey slim, are you wearing my underwear? 'Cause I'm wearing yours, and they're not doing the trick." - Zaphod Beeble...

"What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to ...

"Imagine me needing someone. Back on Earth I never did. Oh, there were women. Lots of women. Lots of love-making but no love. You see,...

Judy: "Couldn't you like me, just me the way I am? When we first started out, it was so good; w-we had fun. And... and then you sta...

"Well, ya see, I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I've done everything, but I do know it's a pretty amazing ...

The Great Tyrant : Do you want to come and play with me? For someone like you I charge nothing. You're very pretty, Pretty-Pretty. Barba...

- "Horrors in the world of science are part of nature's plan." - Gigantis the Fire Monster (1959) "Kobayashi... we beat G...

- "That, gentlemen, is why you are here - to consider this problem and, I hope, solve it. Because unless you solve it, unless these qu...

Stephanie 'Steve' Clayton: What does it look like? Dr. Matt Hastings: Oh, like something from another life scienc... quiet, yet stra...