Showing posts with label Certified Geek. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Certified Geek. Show all posts

It's Geek Pride Day So Don't Forget Your Towel

Written By: Ken Hulsey

Question: "What is the probability that two, loosely connected events would happen on the same day, in the same year?"

Answer: "Not impossible, just highly improbable." or "42"

Improbable or not, two, well actually three, such events have come together, on one day, in the same year.

For you see, today is the rather improbable, "Geek Pride Day", and as a matter of coincidence, it is also "Towel Day", a day that marks the passing of "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" author Douglas Adams in 2001.

But wait, there is another improbable element to this equation. The growing number of, "Geek Girl Divas", young women who are fans of Japanese anime, comic books, video games, action figures and movies with big robots in them.

How do all of these rather improbable, yet separate, items fit together?

Okay, lets run them all through our "Infinite Improbability Drive" and see what happens.

The answer: Semi-nude amateur photography or "42".

Again, not impossible, but highly improbable.

I am very certain that the late Douglas Adams would have ever dreamed that his passing would give young, socially awkward, girls an opportunity/excuse to pose for amateur erotic photographs ..... of a geeky nature.

Yet, that is exactly what has happened.

The photograph above pretty much sums it up, an attractive young lady, undoubtedly a "Geek Girl Diva", wearing a towel and nothing else. Seems like your typical amateur nudity right? Ah, there is more here than meets the eye. Look at the mirror in the photo. Do you see the words, "Day 42"? That's the giveaway. The towel she is wearing, barely, is a reference from "Hitchhiker's Guide". "Day 42" are kinda a Geek code words for "Towel Day", another reference to Adams and the "Hitchhiker's Guide."

FYI: This is only one example of dozens of such photographs out there.

Is this all starting to meld in your grey matter yet?

Three loosely connected events coming together on the same day, in the same year, with the result being semi-nude amateur photography.

Not impossible, but highly improbable.

Okay, if you are not a geek, a geek girl diva, or a fan of sci fi, comic books, action figures and movies with big robots, this all may have sounded like babel to you.

If so, stick a Babel Fish in your ear and have a friend read the article to you aloud, or better yet, consult your "Hitchhiker's Guide", it's the one with the big red letters on the front that say "Don't Panic!".

Oh, and the number "42", it's the answer to "What is Life, the Universe and Everything." What, you don't think that makes any sense? Well, it's because you didn't ask the right question.

What is the question? Do you have a million years to find out?

Oh, just stare at the naked girl then.......

Monster Island News Is Certified "Geek"!

Written By: Ken Hulsey

Hey, check this out! Monster Island News has just received it's first accolade, it's just been named 'Certifiably Geek' by the Certifiably Geek Blog.

I'm truly touched...and very, very honoured.

I certainly am a huge 'geek', and I certainly try to post stuff that other geeks will enjoy.

I can't accept this honor without mentioning all the other, 'little people' who help make Monster Island News so socially awkward:

Armand Vaquer
Rachel Grubb
Avery Guerra

There are more people I should thank...but with all this excitement....I can't remember any of them...

Oh, and before I forget, MIN was nominated for this special honour by The Acrobatic Flea in the UK, who runs a really randy blog called, "Hero Press".

If you are into comic books, role playing games, Doctor Who and other UK related sci fi, or just pop culture in general, The Flea is all over it.

Now as a new recipient of this honor, I have to nominate two other sites for the award.

I hereby nominate:

The Good, the Bad, and Godzilla 続・夕陽の呉爾羅

August Ragone's blog is every Japanese monster fans dream come true. Honestly, now one knows as much about the world of Japanese cinema as August does.

August has written what may be the best book ever about the life of legendary special effects artist, Eiji Tsuburaya, called, EIJI TSUBURAYA:MASTER OF MONSTERS

It's a real gem

Undead Brainspasm

If you think the crap I write about is off center...wow....you really need to check out Robert Hood's blog, "Undead Brainspasm."

Robert is the top name when it comes to 'alternative' cinema. If there's an indie horror or monster film being made, Robert knows all about it.

Congratulations, you've just been nominated!

You like me.....you really like me!

God Bless You All!