Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Should Debbie Rochon Be The Queen Of England?

Written By: Ken Hulsey
Source: Debbie Rochon Should Be The Queen Of England (Facebook Group)

If your a member of Facebook then you have probably been invited to join one of the zillion different groups that have been formed by the sites members. There are groups for everything you could imagine. Let me give you some examples. There is the "Torchwood Appreciation Society", "Gallifreyan Embassy", "Guardian Angels", "One Body of Christ Experiment" and my favorite, the "My Cleavage Rocks" group.

Heck, even we here at Monster Island News have a Facebook group called, "Monster Island News: Sci Fi, Fantasy, Horror, & B Movie Junkies".

Well, now scream queen Debbie Rochon wants to become a real queen, or more accurately, her fans want her to.

Why would a group of fanboys want to put a horror movie actress in charge of one of the most powerful countries in the world? Well, they have their reasons, people always have reasons for the stuff they do. Maybe the groups mantra will shed some light on the subject?

A new group to get Debbie Rochon made Queen of England or at least get her a Damehood inspired by a comment she made that snowballed in to this group.

A group to make Actress, writer, producer, director and general wonderful person Debbie Rochon the queen of England, or at least get her a Damehood.

In 1977 the sex pistols released God save the Queen, it went to number one in Jubile week.
In 2002 The sex pistols re-released god save the Queen, with no publicity it got to number 15 in the charts.
Now in 2009 we are ready for a new Queen, Debbie Rochon!

The ten commandments of Debbie Rochon

1) Thou shalt not be an asshole.
2) Thou shalt not back stab anyone.
3) Thou shalt not tell me I am repeating myself!
4) Thou shalt be HAPPY. Grumpy is not an option.... Read More
5) Thou shalt always watch indie movies.
6) Thou shalt love the band OASIS regardless of what you thought before.
7) Thou shalt be given the budget to make one motion picture every 5 years.
8) Thou shalt dance to The Talking Heads once a month.
9) Thou shalt say one nice thing about your fellow filmmakers once a week.
10) Thou shalt not be an asshole.

Thank you very much to Debbie Rochon for being such a kind person.


Well I think those sound like some very well thought out reasons. I think that we could all do without grumpy assholes and I could live with listening to the Talking Heads, Oasis and the Sex Pistols on a regular basis.

I honestly don't know Debbie personally, but I'll concede that she is probably wonderful person.

Do any of these things really qualify her for royalty? Probably not, but then again many people may argue that Obama wasn't qualified to be president either and look how that's turned out....ahem.

Well, qualifications aside, the group is growing in popularity, boasting 300 plus members at the time of this article. Heck, even I joined up. I figured that it was time I got involved with politics.

Kneel before her majesty!

See Also: Behind The Scenes Photos From Suzi Lorraine's Horror Comedy Won Ton Baby / The First Look At Suzi Lorraine's Horror Comedy Won Ton Baby

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