Friday, December 7, 2012

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane


Well it looks like the end of everything is a mere fourteen days away ... or so the Mayans have predicted. To be honest I really hadn't been too worried about the fact that a calender that was created in 3372 BC couldn't go on for infinity. I mean really the thing had to run out of space right?

Today however, I think there may be something to this doomsday mumbo jumbo after all. First off look at the date, '12-21-12' it's a series of numbers that repeats. Isn't that odd? Secondly the prime minister of Australia, Julia Gillard, recently went on television in the land down under and stated the end was indeed near.

Julia Gillard is a pretty and intelligent woman who seems to be on the ball about things, after all she was elected by the people of Australia, the same people who brought us INXS, 'Mad Max' and Yahoo Serious. So you know she's not just another political nut job.

According to Gillard to end could come from any number of sources, “Whether the final blow comes from flesh-eating zombies, demonic hill beasts or from the total triumph of K-Pop…”

Don't laugh bath salts are turning upstanding citizens into flesh eating monsters, hill beasts are everywhere and undoubtedly K-Pop will be the end of us all. No, Julia is really onto something here!

Well I'm off to quit my job and party down for the next two weeks. Here is the video that changed my mind about ancient Mayan wisdom and the end of the once great planet Earth:


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