Submitted For Your Approval: Please Destroy The Internet!!!

From Silver Sprocket

The stand-alone follow up to Michael Sweater’s cult hit Please Destroy My Enemiesthat BoingBoing called “darlingly ironic and awful” is now available!

Featuring such new characters as Karate Dad, man who hates computers, and the feral girl. This book is sure to please anyone who hates Twitter, the government, or just themselves.

For Your Approval: Chim Chum and the Portly Samurai

By Adrian Ropp

Chim Chum and the Portly Samurai is a weekly all-ages comic adventure written and drawn by Adrian Ropp. It follows the adventures of an as-yet-to-be-named samurai of questionable origins and his silent sidekick, a small fox named Chim Chum. The comic began as a single-panel gag format, but is now following a serialized semi-weekly comic book format. Beginning January 30, 2018, Chim Chum and the Portly Samurai are the stars of their own comic book series from American Mythology Productions.

CHIM CHUM

Chim Chum the fox is something of an enigma. Little is known about his life before he appeared as the only applicant for the Portly Samuari’s Sidekick Audition. There’s a lot of personality crammed into this small package. Equal parts best friend and main antagonist to the Portly Samurai, Chim Chum seems to enjoy being part of the Dysfunctional Duo.

THE PORTLY SAMURAI

The Portly Samurai hails from Ancient China, and has a long, sordid past he does not like to talk about. Because of his rotund physical build, freelancing as a samurai is hardly a lucrative profession. P.S. relies on quick turns of fortune and the clever cuteness of his diminutive pal to maintain his dietary standards.

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"Chim Chum and the Lost Village" When a down-on-his-luck freelance swordsman and his plucky fox sidekick finally land a paying gig, they become unwitting players in the mystery of a legendary lost city. Written and illustrated by former Disney artist Adrian Ropp, Chim Chum and the Portly Samurai is an all-ages adventure comedy based on the web comic of the same name. Chim Chum and the Portly Samurai comes with two covers - Main and Doughnut by Adrian Ropp.

From American Mythology Comics

BLOOM COUNTY Revisited - Berkeley Breathed At Comic Con 2010

Written By: Ken Hulsey

My experience at the San Diego Comic Con was much different than that of the typical fan. I had a specific agenda that, unlike most people, didn't include any of the mainstream movies or television shows that everybody was going absolutely gaga over.

While just about everyone was going ape over presentations like the "Green Hornet", "True Blood" and "Big Bang Theory" presentations. I, however, was all geeked up about seeing a presentation by cartoonist Berkeley Breathed.

Berkeley Breathed?

I'm sure that many of you may not recognize that name, but surprisingly, many of you do.

To the shock of just about everyone who lined up to see the presentation put on by the humorist, who rose to fame in the 1980s with his syndicated comic strip "Bloom County", the ballroom (6a) was packed to capacity.

This came to the surprise of Breathed who admitted that he rarely attends conventions and really didn't think that many people remembered his work.

Just prior to the event a representative of Comic Con presented Breathed with the coveted "Inkpot Award", a special honer given to those who have become icons in the field of comics.

The illustrator/writer, who had also received a " Pulitzer" for his work on "Bloom County", admitted that he really didn't know just what his fans would want to see, so he brought along a bunch of slides and three promo videos from the unmade "Opus" movie from Miramx.

Here are a few of the highlights from the presentation, a few items that "Bloom County" fans have never seen before.

Here is the first ever Berkeley Breathed cartoon, which appeared in the Austin American-Statesman way back in 1978. This was the one and only illustration that he ever did for the paper who didn't care much for the comparison of the cities busing plan to "Star Trek".

Breathed was reportedly, 'thrown out on his ear', after the strip was published.

Breathed used this image to illustrate how cartoonists poke fun at each others work as a matter of respect. Here Breathed used his creation "Bill the Cat" to rib "Peanuts" creator Charles Schulz about selling the rights to his beloved characters for use in television commercials, namely the insurance company "Met-Life".

Here is the one comic strip panel that convinced Breathed to retire. When a publisher spent an entire evening on the phone with the artist arguing over how the few strands of hair on this woman of Middle Eastern decent looked, he knew it was time to quit.

Apparently the publisher was worried that if the hair looked 'scraggly' then it would be perceived that the woman was 'dirty', too straight and then the strip could be considered 'sympathetic' to Muslim extremists.

Breathed noted that back in the 80s this kind of stuff would have never been an issue.

Here is a cartoon that Breathed sent to "Family Circus" creator Bil Keane. When cartoonists correspond with each other they always include a humorous satire of the others work.

Here is what Bill Watterson of "Calvin and Hobbes" sent to Breathed after the Christmas special "A Wish For Wings That Work" aired along with "A Charlie Brown Christmas" in 1991.

Breathed and Watterson had a long running friendship and they a spent a good amount of time lampooning each other. Here Watterson pokes fun at Breathed's beloved boat, which the illustrator invested a good amount of money in.

Here Breathed urges Watterson to leave cartooning and follow in his footsteps.

Yet, more playful ribbing by Watterson.

The real highlight of the presentation was the three promo clips from the unmade Miramax "Opus" movie. In the clip above you will recognize the voice of "Monty Python" alum John Cleese. Opus is voiced by Joe Alaskey, who also took over for Mel Blanc as the voice of Daffy Duck.

I apologize for the quality of the video above. It is, of course, a bootleg that I shot. Near the end, the comic con staff made me stop filming.

I wish that I could have shared the last of the three clips, which was absolutely hilarious. In that one Opus, who is voiced by David Hyde Pierce, who is working at a 'old school' diner, feels compelled to pull up the pants of a couple of rather large truck drivers. Let us just say that Opus gives into temptation and gets more than he bargained for.

During the presentation Breathed also talked in length about his very successful children's books, including "Mars Needs Moms!", which is being made into an animated feature by Disney. Look for that one to be released on March 11, 2011.

Though Breathed will undoubtedly be remembered for his children's stories that are now being made into films, it is "Bloom County" that, in my mind, will always be his most important work. The strip was a great satire of the events that took place during the 1980s and 90s. If anyone truly wishes to experience what was going through the minds of people during those two decades they need look no farther than the panels of Berkeley Breathed's strip.

Opus, Bill the Cat, Steve Dallas and the rest of the motley "Bloom County" crew have brought hours of laughter to millions, including myself, and will continue to live on through a future compilation which is in the process of being assembled for future publication.