
Written By: Ken Hulsey
Sources: io9.com / Avery Guerra
God, I'm really starting to feel old. I admit that I am way out of the loop on what's cool anymore. I'm totally oblivious to the whole "Hanna Montana/High School Musical" craze. I admit it. I'm lost when it comes to these things.
As I understand it, all the teen girls are mailing their panties to some guy named Robert Pattinson these days. I honestly didn't know a single thing about this guy, until about two weeks ago. I walked by the Hot Topic in the mall and this guys face was plastered all over the store. I remember thinking, "Who the f**k is that guy?"
Now, since then I have come to discover that Pattinson is the star of the upcoming teen romance/vampire film, "Twilight." Oh, and he was in a couple of "Harry Potter" movies. Besides that, all the teen girls in the world want to have his baby. Good for him.
Now that was fine, but now he has ventured into territory that makes him...well.....possibly ....let me choose my words here......oh, hell...I'll let you decide.
It seems that the teen heart-throb has set his sights on being the next Doctor. No, not a gynecologist, Doctor Who!
According to the Chicago Tribune, Pattinson is a fan of the show, and he feels that his name should be thrown into the hat as the replacement for David Tennant after his stint as the Timelord comes to an end next year.
Pattinson had this to say on the subject, "That would be quite cool. I didn’t know he was leaving. The Doctor is great…yeah, maybe. I did grow up watching it. I loved it when I was a kid. In fact, I met one of them the other day, Sylvester McCoy [the seventh Doctor]. He’s one of the few people I’ve asked for an autograph."
If the BBC did indeed select the teen idol, then they would have every teen girl on the planet tuning in to watch their program. That would be good for the ratings and it would probably lead to huge profits from the sale of related merchandise.
But what would the regular fans think?
Okay, don't throw that, "But Billie Piper was the British Britney Spears before she was Rose Tyler" stuff up in my face.
I'm not saying that Pattinson would be a bad choice, I just don't want to see Doctor Who towels with his mug on it for sale at my local Target.
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