Intro Written By: Ken HulseyPress Release By: Margaret Bryant
Over the decades of monster movies, we have watched as mankind has suffered the brutal attacks of giant rabbits in "Night Of The Lepus", giant ants in "Them!", regular size ants in "Phase IV", giant ants again in "Empire of the Ants", giant rats, and other critters, in "Food of the Gods" and even rampaging fruit in "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes". Now, it is our little friends, the squirrels, who are at this very moment, preparing to wreak vengeance on us unsuspecting humans!
It's only fitting, after what we have done to the wilderness areas of this country, that these cute, little, furry critters rise up against us.
And remember what the Bible says "the meek shall inherit the earth".
Am I making way too much out of this? I think not!
Just check out this press release:
Well, folks and fans, it is official: TERROR FROM THE TREES: MR. FLUFFENSTEIN'S RAMPAGE is a go. JuJu Productions in association with Galaxyinfinitem Films will definitely begin production in the near future; contracts have been signed by our stars, Cindy Cheeks (of Nut Horizon fame), newcomer Dirk Bobtail, and of course P.T.D. Bryant, and the script is underway in the mind of yours truly. The creature effects department is hard at work designing special groundbreaking top secret stunt squirrels, guaranteed to astound and amaze and defy the very laws of Newtonian physics. Our art department, headed by acclaimed artiste Tosh, will be delivering pre-production sketches which will be shared at some unknown time in the future, to your delight and horror. Until then, hold tight-- your patience will be rewarded.
No, I'm not making this up!
Indeed he does not make this up! Our contacts in the fashion industry are currently toiling away to cut a merchandising deal. TFTT:MFR t-shirts are in the works.
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Just make sure you slip one of those in the mail for yours truly!
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