Showing posts with label The Asylum. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Asylum. Show all posts

Airplane vs. Volcano “Based on the True Story!”

From The Asylum

The Asylum and the Kondelik Brothers have come together to create the most exciting tale ever told -Airplane vs. Volcano! This exciting, action packed feature is set to raze DVDstore shelves and several theatres in just a few weeks. Airplane vs. Volcano hosts an all-star cast, including: Dean Cain, Robin Givens and Lawrence Hilton Jacobs. From Jon Kondelik and James Kondelik (A House is Not a Home), this title reinvigorates the action thriller genre. And, fans of The Asylum or of sensational cinema can take a look at the first trailer for Airplane vs. Volcano right here!

Based on a true story, Airplane vs. Volcano takes place high in the skies. Here, an airline crew and several passengers find themselves trapped in an active volcano region. There is no escape, except to fly the plane down and no one knows if anyone will survive. Airplane vs. Volcano is a harrowing story of terror, at 30,000 feet.

Also, Airplane vs. Volcano is just like Jan de Bont’s explosive thriller Speed (1994), but in the air! This title is the most harrowing flight ever recorded in film and viewers will need their air sickness bags if they want to survive this exciting trailer. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for the ride of your life!

*the DVD release will include a Making-of-featurette.



Official synopsis: When a commercial airliner is trapped within a ring of erupting volcanoes, the passengers and crew must find a way to survive – without landing.

Release Date: May 27th, 2014 (DVD).

Directors/writers: James and Jon Kondelik.

Cast: Robin Givens, Dean Cain, Lawrence Hilton Jacobs.

ATLANTIC RIM - Amazingly It's About Giant Robots Fighting Giant Monsters


Source: Avery Guerra

Finally something original from The Asylum, a studio known for cheap knock-offs of Hollywood blockbusters. In their latest film 'Atlantic Rim' all the nations of the world join forces to construct giant robots to defend the world against giant alien monsters bent on destruction.

"Pacific Rim"? ... never heard of it. I'm talking about "Atlantic Rim" a movie about giant monsters and robots here.

A huge Hollywood production directed by Guillermo del Toro that has been receiving huge hype for the past two years?

Wow! How did that one get past me?

LOL! Okay I was only playing. Indeed this is another 'clone' film from The Asylum that is an obvious rip-off of del Toro's upcoming 'Pacific Rim' and as I mentioned above it is a non-stop orgy of metal and monsters that looks like 'Godzilla' meets 'Transformers' with a little 'Robot Jox' thrown in for good measure.

However, to be fair, had it not been for "Pacific Rim" this trailer would look pretty darn cool!


Its Debbie Gibson vs Tiffany (Oops) I Mean Mega Python Vs Gatoroid On SyFy

Source: NBC / Universal

In what promises to be the television movie event of 2011, 1980s singing sensations Debbie Gibson and Tiffany get down and dirty in their long-awaited pop princess smackdown when they co-star in the ripped-from-the-headlines Syfy Saturday Original Movie, Mega Python Vs Gatoroid, which will premiere Saturday, January 29, at 9PM (ET/PT).

A production of The Asylum, Mega Python Vs Gatoroid takes an up-close-and-personal look at the crisis in the Florida Everglades where invasive Burmese pythons are threatening the indigenous alligator population. Gibson portrays a fanatical animal rights advocate who spends her evenings “liberating” illegally imported exotic snakes from pet stores and setting them free in the Everglades, where the pythons grow and thrive.

Tiffany plays an over-zealous park ranger worried about the growing ecological damage. To save her beloved alligators, she’s willing to employ dubious methods, overdosing them with steroids so they grow mega, setting off a war between the species – and putting her on a collision course with Gibson.

Mary Lambert (Pet Sematary) is director of Mega Python Vs Gatoroid – the first time a woman has directed a Syfy Saturday Original Movie. The writer is Naomi Selfman (Evil Eyes).

In their most recent Syfy roles, Tiffany starred in Mega Piranha, while Gibson starred in Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus.

Tiffany at age 15 was the youngest female artist to have a #1 debut album. Her global smash hits include I Think We’re Alone Now, Could’ve Been, I Saw Him Standing There, and All this Time…selling more than 15 million records worldwide. To this day, her groundbreaking “mall tour” sets the precedent to launch young musical careers. Venturing into acting, Tiffany starred as the voice of “Judy Jetson” in Jetsons: The Movie and has appeared in many award winning indie festival films. In 2002 Tiffany graced the cover of Playboy; her pictorial became one of the best selling issues of all time. Her album The Color of Silence was named “one of the finest pop albums of 2000” by Billboard. 2007 marked her return to the Billboard charts with three Dance Hits. Tiffany makes her home in Nashville with her husband and son, and is currently writing and recording her country music debut.

Debbie Gibson began her career at 16 with the hit Only in My Dreams. She has sold 16 million albums and still holds the world's record for being the youngest writer/producer/performer of a #1 hit. She went on to star in critically acclaimed Broadway shows such as Les Miserables, Beauty and the Beast, and Cabaret, among others. She originated Sandy in the West End revival of Grease, breaking box office records. Gibson received rave reviews for her sold-out, one-woman show, Pop Goes Broadway, with critics calling it "the best show of the year at Harrah's." She also guest starred in Cirque Dreams Jungle Fantasy at MGM/Foxwoods. Currently, Gibson runs her "Electric Youth" summer camp and music programs throughout the year to mentor young aspiring songwriters and performers, as well as awards scholarships through her “Gibson Girl Foundation.” She’s also a spokesperson for Murad, Inc. As the new spokesperson for Children International, she recently spent time in impoverished villages in Manila. Her new album for Sony Japan, Ms. Vocalist, is presently Top 10 in the Billboard Charts with the first single I Love You at #1. She will be doing a concert tour overseas in February 2011.

See Also: THE CHEETAH WHORES Score A Hit For SHARKTOPUS And SyFy / MEGA SHARK vs GIGANOTOSAURUS! Okay, Enough Is Enough! / The Trailer For The Asylum's 'Mega Piranha' - Get Ready To Laugh Your Butt Off! / Tiffany To Star In The Asylum's 'Very Brady' Megapiranha Movie / Traci Lords To Play The Princess Of Mars / The Dinosaurs That Time Forgot - New Photos And Trailer / Exclusive Pics From Transmorphers: Fall Of Man / Not To Be Confused With Transformers - The First Trailer For Transmorphers Fall Of Man / Transmorphers Fall Of Man: Transforming Cell Phone Effects Shot / An Early Effects Shot From Transmorphers The Fall Of Man / Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus: How Big Is Too Big? / Its An Aquatic Monster Free For All In Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus.....Oh And Debbie Gibson / DVD Art For The Land That Time Forgot / The Trailer For The Asylum's Terminators / The First Photos From The Land That Time Forgot / The Land That Time Forgot Remake Begins Filming / The Trailer For Asylum's Dragonquest / Exclusive Images From Asylum's The Terminators / The Top Ten Hottest Monsters Of 2008 / New Photos From Next Weeks Big Monster Movie Release / Monster (2008)

Xena Star Renée O’Connor To Hunt A Monsterous Whale In The Asylum's MOBY DICK

Written By: Ken Hulsey
Sources: Robert Hood / Avery Guerra

It seems like an eternity ago that The Asylum launched what would become the giant sea monster movie craze back in 2009 with "Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus". True, it has only been just a little over a year since that film, and the media blitz it created, was unleashed upon us all, but since that time there have been literally dozens of copycat films put into production, even some by the original films producers over at The Asylum, which make it seem as if this barrage of killer fish films has been going on for ever.

Granted, you can't fault the folks over at The Asylum, a studio that has made a name for itself by producing 'clones' of Hollywood blockbusters, for wanting to capitalize on a winning formula, which in the case is: Giant Monster From The Sea + 80s pop star (or well-known TV Star(s)) + Mayhem / Destruction = Dollars, Dollars, Dollars ($$$$).

Hey, if it works, and people wanna pay for it, why stop?

Well, as announced in one of my prior articles, The Asylum has no intention of stopping any time soon with both "Mega Shark vs Giganotosaurus" and "Moby Dick" being pushed into production as we speak.

Actually it is the later film, "Moby Dick" that I want to talk about today.

This time around, the beauty, to go alongside The Asylum's giant (I mean really giant) beast, isn't an 80s pop sensation, like Tiffany (Mega Piranha) or Debbie Gibson ("Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus"), but actress Renée O’Connor, who you may remember from the very popular fantasy/action series “Xena: Warrior Princess”.

Since "Xena" went off the air in 2001, O'Connor has kept herself busy by starting her own production company, ROC Pictures, which has just finished filming "Words Unspoken", and a few acting gigs in films like "Alien Apocalypse", which may very well be one of the worst films I have ever seen.

As should be expected "Moby Dick" is basically a modern take on Herman Melville's 1851 novel by the same name. Just take the iconic "White Whale" from the story and replace it with a gigantic whale that had "Godzilla" as a role model, obsessed whale hunter Captain Ahab, with a submarine commander named Ahab (Barry Bostwick, add a marine biologist named Dr Michelle Herman (named after Melville)(O'Connor) plus a bunch of screaming people trying to get out of the way, and you get the general idea here.

This tag line pretty much sums it all up: “Man’s Most Powerful Weapon Versus the World’s Largest Creature”.

A nuclear sub vs a giant whale!

Oh man, you just know it's going to be gonzo with over-the-top sea battles and cheesy effects, which, depending on which side of the fence you are on, can be good or bad.

Some people really love these flicks, or else there wouldn't be so damn many of them, and some don't. I'm personally kinda getting sick of them.

Regardless of what I think, there are more to come, and more to write about, so I had just better get used to it.

Unfortunately, for me, The Asylum has got me on this one because, to be honest, I have had a huge crush on Renée O’Connor since back in the 90s, so I will be watching.

Here are some photos from "Moby Dick":






See Also: MEGA SHARK vs GIGANOTOSAURUS! Okay, Enough Is Enough! / The Trailer For The Asylum's 'Mega Piranha' - Get Ready To Laugh Your Butt Off! / Tiffany To Star In The Asylum's 'Very Brady' Megapiranha Movie / Traci Lords To Play The Princess Of Mars / The Dinosaurs That Time Forgot - New Photos And Trailer / Exclusive Pics From Transmorphers: Fall Of Man / Not To Be Confused With Transformers - The First Trailer For Transmorphers Fall Of Man / Transmorphers Fall Of Man: Transforming Cell Phone Effects Shot / An Early Effects Shot From Transmorphers The Fall Of Man / Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus: How Big Is Too Big? / Its An Aquatic Monster Free For All In Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus.....Oh And Debbie Gibson / DVD Art For The Land That Time Forgot / The Trailer For The Asylum's Terminators / The First Photos From The Land That Time Forgot / The Land That Time Forgot Remake Begins Filming / The Trailer For Asylum's Dragonquest / Exclusive Images From Asylum's The Terminators / The Top Ten Hottest Monsters Of 2008 / New Photos From Next Weeks Big Monster Movie Release / Monster (2008)

MEGA SHARK vs GIGANOTOSAURUS! Okay, Enough Is Enough!

Written By: Ken Hulsey
Sources: CNN / The Asylum / Robert Hood / Avery Guerra

Somewhere deep down in your bowels you knew it was coming. After the success ....... well ....... media hype created by their recent releases, "Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus" and "Mega Piranha", The Asylum, a studio that has made a name for itself with low-budget films that copy major Hollywood releases, would be working on another film in the same vein.

Though the studio is mum about it at present, a recent news report on CNN from the Cannes Film Festival revealed the advertising art for "Mega Shark vs Giganotosaurus", a sequel to the 2009 film, "Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus" which starred 80s pop star Debbie Gibson.

This time around, it appears that the enormous octopus has been replaced by an enormous T-Rex.

I guess that in the world of films produced by The Asylum, that makes perfect sense?

Like I stated before, there are no details yet about "Mega Shark vs Giganotosaurus", but if the studio follows the same formula from "Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus" and "Mega Piranha", the film should star another 80s singing sensation, a 70s sitcom star, or both, and include scenes of the giant Tyrannosaurus attacking battleships and the mega shark downing helicopters or possibly the Space Shuttle?

Here is a list of potential cast members for "MS vs G": Julie Brown, Laura Branigan, Jane Child, Jody Watley, Bonnie Tyler, Martika, Vanity and that chick from Animotion (yeh, like you remember her name!).

Oh, and in case that doesn't make you laugh, there was another upcoming film from The Asylum revealed in the CNN story, "Moby Dick".

Okay, you may be wondering what is such a big deal about "Moby Dick"? Well, this is The Asylum we are talking about here, so check out this tag line, “Man’s Most Powerful Weapon Versus the World’s Largest Creature”.

That means Ahab hunting a white whale the size of Pluto (the planet, not the cartoon dog) with a laser canon people!

Oh, when will this craziness end?


See Also: The Trailer For The Asylum's 'Mega Piranha' - Get Ready To Laugh Your Butt Off! / Tiffany To Star In The Asylum's 'Very Brady' Megapiranha Movie / Traci Lords To Play The Princess Of Mars / The Dinosaurs That Time Forgot - New Photos And Trailer / Exclusive Pics From Transmorphers: Fall Of Man / Not To Be Confused With Transformers - The First Trailer For Transmorphers Fall Of Man / Transmorphers Fall Of Man: Transforming Cell Phone Effects Shot / An Early Effects Shot From Transmorphers The Fall Of Man / Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus: How Big Is Too Big? / Its An Aquatic Monster Free For All In Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus.....Oh And Debbie Gibson / DVD Art For The Land That Time Forgot / The Trailer For The Asylum's Terminators / The First Photos From The Land That Time Forgot / The Land That Time Forgot Remake Begins Filming / The Trailer For Asylum's Dragonquest / Exclusive Images From Asylum's The Terminators / The Top Ten Hottest Monsters Of 2008 / New Photos From Next Weeks Big Monster Movie Release / Monster (2008)

The Trailer For The Asylum's 'Mega Piranha' - Get Ready To Laugh Your Butt Off!

Written By: Ken Hulsey
Sources: SyFy / The Asylum / Avery Guerra

Back in January when I learned that The Asylum was making a movie called "Mega Piranha" starring 80s pop sensation, Tiffany, and former "Brady Bunch" star Barry Williams, I couldn't help but chuckle.

It seems that the studio who has made a living out of copying other studio's movies, was now copying itself.

As you probably already now, The Asylum released the movie "Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus", which starred 80s pop sensation, Debbie Gibson, last year.

Debbie Gibson....Tiffany......giant Piranha's....giant shark, giant octopus.

Seems a little bit like the exact same thing being redone again, doesn't it?

Well today the trailer came out, and my chuckle turned into roaring laughter.

For years The Asylum has been known for putting out some really corny movies, but this time, they have really outdone themselves. Piranhas jumping out of the water and attacking helicopters, plucking paratroopers from the sky, wrestling with 80s red-headed pop stars and 70s sitcom actors. It's something you have to see to believe. That's why I have the trailer for you below:



"Mega Piranha" airs this Saturday on the SyFy Channel, and trust me, you don't want to miss this!

Here is the press release:

Brady Bunch alum Barry Williams teams with pop singer Tiffany to save Florida from a giant piranha and Jewel Staite takes on the infamous American-born legend, The Mothman, when Syfy celebrates spring with a pair of pass-the-pizza-and-beer Saturday Original Movies.

In Mega Piranha, premiering on Saturday, April 10, at 9PM (ET/PT), Barry Williams, 1980s singing sensation Tiffany and Paul Logan (Megafault) form an unusual alliance to stop a mutant strain of giant ferocious piranhas that have escaped from the Amazon and are eating their way to Florida. Produced by David Michael Latt, David Rimawi and Paul Bales. Directed and written by Eric Forsberg.

Jewel Staite (Firefly, Stargate Atlantis) stars in Mothman, premiering Saturday, April 24, at 9PM (ET/PT). In the movie, the legendary West Virginia monster returns to exact revenge on five childhood friends who covered up an accidental killing. Produced by Brad Krevoy and Reuben Liber. Directed by Sheldon Wilson. Written by Sonny Lee and Patrick Walsh.

Syfy is a media destination for imagination-based entertainment. With year round acclaimed original series, events, blockbuster movies, classic science fiction and fantasy programming, a dynamic Web site (www.Syfy.com), and a portfolio of adjacent business (Syfy Ventures), Syfy is a passport to limitless possibilities. Originally launched in 1992 as SCI FI Channel, and currently in more than 96 million homes, Syfy is a network of NBC Universal, one of the world's leading media and entertainment companies. (Syfy. Imagine greater.)

Yeh, I think I can imagine something greater......but, probably not funnier.

See Also: Tiffany To Star In The Asylum's 'Very Brady' Megapiranha Movie / Traci Lords To Play The Princess Of Mars / The Dinosaurs That Time Forgot - New Photos And Trailer / Exclusive Pics From Transmorphers: Fall Of Man / Not To Be Confused With Transformers - The First Trailer For Transmorphers Fall Of Man / Transmorphers Fall Of Man: Transforming Cell Phone Effects Shot / An Early Effects Shot From Transmorphers The Fall Of Man / Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus: How Big Is Too Big? / Its An Aquatic Monster Free For All In Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus.....Oh And Debbie Gibson / DVD Art For The Land That Time Forgot / The Trailer For The Asylum's Terminators / The First Photos From The Land That Time Forgot / The Land That Time Forgot Remake Begins Filming / The Trailer For Asylum's Dragonquest / Exclusive Images From Asylum's The Terminators / The Top Ten Hottest Monsters Of 2008 / New Photos From Next Weeks Big Monster Movie Release / Monster (2008)

Tiffany To Star In The Asylum's 'Very Brady' Megapiranha Movie

Written By: Ken Hulsey
Sources: Paul Bales / Avery Guerra

You have to hand it to creative people over at The Asylum, when they come up with something that works, they stay with it.

As most of you probably remember, one of the most talked about movies of 2009 was the independent studio's "Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus", which starred 80s pop sensation, Debbie Gibson. The film got a huge amount of press on this site,on MTV, and even Entertainment Tonight.

It seems that the formula of adding an 80s female pop star, plus some sort of giant sea creature, equals success, and that is exactly what happened with "Mega Shark."

It should come as no surprise to anyone that the studio that has made a name for itself cloning big-budget Hollywood movies, would use the exact same formula once again for their upcoming film, "Megapiranha".

This time, however, it is not Debbie Gibson who will be battling giant mutant man-eaters from the deep, instead it will be Tiffany.

You may remember Tiffany by her mega-hit "I Think We're Alone Now", a cover of the song first made famous by Tommy James & the Shondells. You may also remember the buxom red-head from her rather sizzling photo shoot for Playboy magazine.

Come to think of it, Debbie Gibson posed for Playboy too........I think that I'm starting to see a pattern here.

Paul Bales of The Asylum gives us a little insight on how big the ravenous fish in his movie get.

"The piranha in our movie are a mutant strain that start off normal size and then grow to about 100 meters as the movie progresses.

There are HUNDREDS of them and they eat EVERYTHING."

100-meter long piranha! That's rather impressive, then again, so was a shark big enough to eat the Golden Gate Bridge.

Oh, before I forget, The Asylum has also dipped into the collective consciousness of American pop-culture to select Tiffany's co-star, Barry Williams from the 70s family sitcom, "The Brady Bunch."

"Megapiranha" is being written and directed by Eric Forsberg who has brought such memorable classics as, "Snakes on a Train", "30,000 Leagues Under the Sea" and "War of the Worlds 2: The Next Wave."

Now lets see if big piranha can generate as much press as giant sharks and octopuses can?

There is such a thing as going to the well once to often and it looks like The Asylum is going to milk this kind of thing for all its worth.

See Also: Traci Lords To Play The Princess Of Mars / The Dinosaurs That Time Forgot - New Photos And Trailer / Exclusive Pics From Transmorphers: Fall Of Man / Not To Be Confused With Transformers - The First Trailer For Transmorphers Fall Of Man / Transmorphers Fall Of Man: Transforming Cell Phone Effects Shot / An Early Effects Shot From Transmorphers The Fall Of Man / Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus: How Big Is Too Big? / Its An Aquatic Monster Free For All In Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus.....Oh And Debbie Gibson / DVD Art For The Land That Time Forgot / The Trailer For The Asylum's Terminators / The First Photos From The Land That Time Forgot / The Land That Time Forgot Remake Begins Filming / The Trailer For Asylum's Dragonquest / Exclusive Images From Asylum's The Terminators / The Top Ten Hottest Monsters Of 2008 / New Photos From Next Weeks Big Monster Movie Release / Monster (2008)

Traci Lords To Play The Princess Of Mars

Written By: Ken Hulsey
Sources: Paul Bales / Avery Guerra

Infamous actress Traci Lords, yes the same Traci Lords who did the nasty as an underage porn star and tried her hand at being a trance DJ, has been cast in the upcoming film from The Asylum called "Princess of Mars."

I can smell a lawsuit a brewing, because just last month it was announced that Andrew Stanton was directing "Princess of Mars" for Disney. That film is set to star Taylor Kitsch, Willem Dafoe and Lynn Collins as the princess.

Both films are based on the Edgar Rice Burroughs's novel by the same name. In fact Burrough's penned several novels about John Carter, a wounded Civil War veteran, who mysteriously finds himself transported to Mars where he encounters savage Martians, strange creatures, a slew of sexy maidens.

From what I can gather, the Disney version will stay true to the original story, and the version produced by The Asylum will be a modern redo. I think that it would be safe to assume that Disney would take a more 'family-friendly' approach to the story, while The Asylum would take a more 'colorful' path with Traci Lords.

I honestly can't see two films called "Princess of Mars" coming out without there being legal trouble, so guess what? My money is on The Asylum changing the name of their film in the near future to save themselves the hassle.

Other news from the independent studio, who has brought us such classics as "Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus" and "Transmorphers 2", includes a very good article about how the studio makes a profit from their 'mock-busters' in Variety and a brand-new effects sequence from their upcoming disaster flick "Megafault". Hey, if "Mega Shark" could muster a ton of international attention, why not "Megafault?"



"Megafault" is being directed by David Michael Latt and stars Brittany Murphy, Eriq La Salle, Bruce Davison and Justin Hartley.

Here's the plot:

A seismologist and a miner must stop a massive earthquake that threatens to tear the world in half.

Hmm.....if they had Brittany Murphy and Traci Lords in an adult oriented "Princess of Mars"...then they would really have something there!

See Also: Willem Dafoe As Tars Tarkas In John Carter Of Mars /

The Dinosaurs That Time Forgot - New Photos And Trailer

Written By: Ken Hulsey
Sources: Paul Bales / Avery Guerra

You can say what you will about some of The Asylum's other films, like "Transmorphers" and "Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus", but their remake of the 1974 Amicus film, "The Land That Time Forgot" looks pretty damn awesome.

The film, which stars, and is directed by, C. Thomas Howell, is a modern take on the original film, which is based on Edgar Rice Burrough's 1918 short story.

Here is my synopsis of the original "The Land That Time Forgot":

The films plot is a strait forward Burroughs adventure story. The survivors of a torpedoed allied cargo ship turn the tables on their attackers and seize control of their U-boat. The Germans manage to damage the ships compass and instead of steaming to a neutral port the group finds itself of the coast of the legendary island Caprona where time has stood still since prehistoric times. Forced to venture ashore in search of food, supplies and fuel the crew encounters a bevy of dinosaurs that intend on making sure no one escapes alive. As in all good adventure stories of this type just about everything and everyone the group encounters is set on doing them mortal harm and danger lies behind every turn. The groups focus is a simple a straight forward one. Keep from being eaten and figure out a way to get off the island before it consumed in a river of molten rock.

The CGI dinosaurs in this one look pretty good and the bits that we get to see in the trailer have me kinda stoked to see what the entire film has in store for us.

I really liked the fact that they included the German U-Boat from the original film in this remake. I was actually very pleasantly surprised when I saw it in the trailer.

Paul Bales of The Asylum was cool enough to supply us with the first images of the dinosaurs from "The Land That Time Forgot", plus the films trailer:




Exclusive Pics From Transmorphers: Fall Of Man

Written By: Ken Hulsey
Sources: Paul Bales / Avery Guerra

I know most of you out there just can't wait to see "Transformers 2", but I really don't have any interest in seeing the movie. I thought the first one was awful, and from what I'm reading online, the sequel sounds like more of the same Micheal Bay crap.

I know, I'm in the minority here.

Well, if you are part of the small group that I belong to, or you just really love giant robot flicks, there is an alternative to the main-stream "Transformers" CGI cluster f**k out there. The Asylum is releasing their own giant transforming robot film, called "Transmorphers: Fall of Man".

I know what your thinking, "Transmorphers?, oh please". True, the name does make you think that this is just a cheap rip-off film, and the fact that it features transforming robots just about seals the deal, but the plot is very different from "Transformers."

Yes, "Transformers" has a plot, something I hear "Transformers 2" is in short supply of.

The film follows the story of a group of freedom fighters who try to stop the invasion of Earth by a bunch of alien robots.

The film will be released on DVD on June 30th and it can be ordered through Amazon.com (See Below)



Paul Bales from The Asylum was kind enough to send us over a couple of photos from "Transmorphers: Fall of Man":

Not To Be Confused With Transformers - The First Trailer For Transmorphers Fall Of Man



Written By: Ken Hulsey
Sources: Paul Bales / Avery Guerra

I know what you are thinking, "'Transmorphers'? Isn't that just some cheap rip-off of 'Transformers' or something?" Well if you were thinking that, and you would be justified to do so, you would be wrong...well sorta. Indeed The Asylum's latest sci fi film does have a very familiar sounding name, but the film itself has a plot that is very different from "Transformers."

In fact the plot for "Transmorphers: Fall of Man" sounds a little like "Terminator".....and....um...."Transformers."

Okay, ya got me.

The film follows the story of a group of freedom fighters who try to stop the invasion of Earth by a bunch of alien robots.

In fact "Fall of Man" is a prequel to 2007s "Transmorphers", which picks up the story some 300 years in the future, where the robots have enslaved mankind.

Now that you mention it, that film sounds a lot like the Japanese sci fi film "Returner", which kinda ripped-off "Terminator", and that film had a giant transforming alien robot at the end that was disguised as a passenger jet.....like "Transformers."

Gosh, this all getting messy. It's starting to become hard to keep all these movies straight.

Okay, just go home this weekend and watch "Terminator", "Transformers", "Returner"....um...."The Matrix".....and "Transmorphers" and see if your head explodes?

See Also: Transmorphers Fall Of Man: Transforming Cell Phone Effects Shot / An Early Effects Shot From Transmorphers The Fall Of Man / Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus: How Big Is Too Big? / Its An Aquatic Monster Free For All In Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus.....Oh And Debbie Gibson / DVD Art For The Land That Time Forgot / The Trailer For The Asylum's Terminators / The First Photos From The Land That Time Forgot / The Land That Time Forgot Remake Begins Filming / The Trailer For Asylum's Dragonquest / Exclusive Images From Asylum's The Terminators / The Top Ten Hottest Monsters Of 2008 / New Photos From Next Weeks Big Monster Movie Release / Monster (2008)

The First Video Clip From The Land That Time Forgot



Written By: Ken Hulsey
Sources: Paul Bales (The Asylum) / Avery Guerra

When it was announced that C. Thomas Howell was going to remake "The Land That Time Forgot" for The Asylum, fans around the globe perked up. The original film has always remained a cult classic, and just about everyone had two questions in mind, one, would the film follow the same storyline from the original film, and two, what would the dinosaurs look like? After all, the dinos are the 'real' stars of a movie like this.

Well, the fine folks over at The Asylum just sent us the first VFX shot from "The Land That Time Forgot" and surprise, it has a dinosaur in it. It will now be up to the fans to decide if CGI makes for more realistic dinosaurs than hand-held puppets, which were used in the original 1974, Amicus film.

See Also: DVD Art For The Land That Time Forgot / The First Photos From The Land That Time Forgot / The Land That Time Forgot Remake Begins Filming / The Land That Time Forgot (1975) / The People That Time Forgot (1977)

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus - The Deborah Gibson Interview

Written By: Ken Hulsey & Deborah Gibson
Photo Credit: Olivier Henry

When you are a writer you sometimes discover, through research, that there is a story inside a story, something that is as interesting as the item that you set out to write about in the first place. Such is the case with singer, composer and now actress, Deborah Gibson. Originally I set out to write about her upcoming appearance in the movie "Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus" as kind of a lark. In doing research for my interview, I discovered that there was something else, something that plays a big part in the entertainment industry, perception.

Perception, as I stated above, plays a huge part in determining which film will strike gold at the box office and which celebrities will have long lasting careers. These perceptions are formulated in many ways. Movie trailers give potential audiences there first glimpses of upcoming films. Tabloids and news articles shape our views about celebrities. What I came to find out is, sometimes these formulated perceptions are false.

When you mention the name Deborah Gibson, most people think of an 80s pop star, who had a string of top-40 hits, who faded away, only to re-emerge in the pages of Playboy magazine a decade later and who is now trying to break into acting in some B movie. To be honest, that's the spin I put on her in an earlier article.

That was before I researched her career, and actually got to communicate with her. After that, my perception of Deborah Gibson was changed. I gained a brand-new respect for her. Unlike so many young vocalists and actors before her, when the records stopped selling, she turned her talents to Broadway and establishing a camp for nurturing budding young talent, instead of wallowing in pity, turning to drugs, or in some cases, starring in raunchy adult films. Indeed, it is unwise to try and stamp the "washed-up" label on Deborah Gibson.

In her first attempt at playing the lead role in a film, Deborah gambled on a film, which she thought wouldn't draw much attention, however, like many of her prior career moves, the gamble has paid off in a major way.

KH - First off, I think that the first question anyone would ask would be, "Why Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus?" You would think that someone with a re-surging singing career and numerous Broadway credits under her belt would aim for a higher end film. Are you a fan of these kinds of films?

DG - I am a fan of having fun! I have a warped sense of humor and love kitch and camp so, I thought? Why not? Get my feet wet (no pun intended) in film by doing a little under the radar film.....little did I know!

KH - This isn't your first movie role. Many fans may be surprised to learn about your other films. In fact they may be very surprised to learn that you were in "Ghostbusters". Tell us something about those other roles.

DG - I was an extra in Ghostbusters at age 12! I was always a believer in getting as much experience as possible and I still believe that. I played a wacky wedding photographer in one film, a Jewish bride in another. I am always the character actress and this was a chance to be bad ass leading lady. Do I wish I could re shoot a lot of it? Um - yeah! But, I learned a lot....for the sequel!

KH - How hard is it to make the transition from signing to acting? Does doing music videos help somewhat?

DG - Music videos are so different. I am in my comfort zone. I am very animated so I am working on trying to be more understated in film. It is hard for me as a theater gal! But, you can afford to be a bit larger than life when acting opposite a shark!

KH - How hard is the transition from stage to film?

DG - Have I transitioned? (lol)



KH - Tell us about your Emma MacNeil character in Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus?

DG - Emma is a scientist who thinks outside the box and will stop at nothing to save the planet!

KH - Over the past couple of weeks the publicity for the film has just really taken off, it's kinda becoming another "Snakes on a Plane", what do you think the film is getting so much buzz?

DG - It is just so ridiculously funny! I think people wanna laugh. They wanna make fun and have fun. I totally get it

KH - This really couldn't be a complete interview without touching on your past (present) singing career. Now, I'm old enough to remember when you first came on the scene back in the late 80s. I remember an TV interview you did, where you essentially sat at a keyboard and wrote a song right there on the spot. Has composing music always been as easy as that looked for you?

DG - I believe that writers channel. I wrote many of my hits in real time. I sat at the piano and they basically wrote themselves

KH - Many celebrities and vocalists, who begin their career at an early age, as you did, often struggle to make it in the industry as an adult. You have managed to transition from pop star, to Broadway, to kinda a second coming. How were you able to succeed where so many have failed?

DG - I stay versatile and open. I don't strategize to the point that I miss opportunities. Is this film my best acting showcase? No. But, my website has gotten a gazillion hits and people can see that last month I was in Quebec performing for 12,000 people or they can youtube my Broadway stuff......I stay out there and working and enjoying myself. I believe if you are in the game long enough, the wheel comes back around! The trick is not to second guess when and how that will happen. Just do the projects you believe in or you think you will have fun with and the rest falls into place!



KH - I have to admit when I hear the name Debbie Gibson (or Deborah Gibson) I still get a mental picture=2 0of you from one of your videos, in your PJs running through the hanging laundry on the beach. Is there always struggle to get past that kind of way people see you?

DG - That is your issue, not mine! Ask your therapist but I am pretty sure it has something to do with not being able to get past your own adolescence! I am kidding! Well, half kidding! If I spent my time trying to make people form some other image of me I would never get any classic shark movies made! I leave how people perceive me up to them.

KH - That leads me to my next point, and you knew it was coming, I regards to your photos in Playboy magazine, a lot of fans were really surprised by that. Many would assume that the decision to pose naked was the ultimate attempt to erase the "teen-pop-star" stigma forever. What really was the motivation?

DG - It wasn't. People definitely have stock perceptions. They think that is every one's motivation. It is easier to put everyone in the same box. Why do people skydive? Why do people change careers in their adult life? So many people do crazier things than to pose for a men's magazine. Again - I am very simple. It sounded fun and exciting and creative and also, I knew I would have fun with people like Howard Stern....I like things that make me slightly nervous and make other people slightly uncomfortable! And, with that said - I am never bored which is the coolest thing about being me.

KH - Tell us about "Camp Electric Youth". Will you be doing another one?

DG - Yes! I am doing a summer camp in July. www.DeborahGibsonsElectricYouth.com has all the info. It is so amazing to see a kid walk in who is insecure in school, at home..... They will say "I have an idea for a song but it is not very good" Cut to, months later, they have finished it, recorded it, and performed it in Hollywood onstage in front of their family, friends, peers, and celebs. That has been what I have witnessed this year in so many kids. I am just the facilitator.... I just sit back and watch and chime in when need be to encourage, support, and shape. It is magical.

KH - Now that Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus has created some buzz do you think that it will lead to more roles? Are you looking to do more films?

DG - I would love to do more for sure! And, have more than a week's notice and 3 weeks to shoot! I think I need to do a movie musical in this lifetime for sure.... I am mainly focused on my music right now though, which reflects where I am in my life. I am so happy, comfortable in my own skin, in tune with what is relevant, but with no desire to be 23 years old. I look at women like Tina and Cher and love that they have always owned their uniqueness and age and stand for empowerment

KH - What's up next? Is there another album on the horizon? An upcoming tour?

DG - Definitely an album and I would love to tour and eventually land in a Vegas showroom where I can connect the dots of my career and perform my old hits, hits that are forthcoming, and Broadway material.

KH - I always give the people an opportunity to leave with a personal message to their fans. What do you want to tell them?

DG - I have super loyal fans who have defended me to the death when need be and have embraced my sense of humor and my artistic path and for that I am humbled and thankful!

See Also: Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus: How Big Is Too Big? / Its An Aquatic Monster Free For All In Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus.....Oh And Debbie Gibson

Transmorphers Fall Of Man: Transforming Cell Phone Effects Shot



Written By: Ken Hulsey
Sources: Paul Bales / Avery Guerra

A lot has been written about The Asylum and their films that are 'inspired by' Hollywood block-busters. May of you may be aware of their upcoming release "Transmorphers: Fall of Man", which is obviously meant to ride the wave of publicity generated by this summers new "Transformers" film.

Although the plot for "Transmorphers" is very much different from that of "Transformers", the latest effects clip released from the studio is certain to make you think of a scene from the first "Transformers" movie. It may even make you cough and say under your breath, "rip-off". If you remember the Decepticon called "Frenzy" (who was supposed to be the original character, Soundwave) turned into a boom box and a cell phone. Well, here we have a clip of a mobile phone (looks like a Blackberry) turning into a spider-robot.

A cool effects shot I grant you, but obviously not very original.

Now, a lot of you know that I have defended The Asylum, and their films, many a time, but this time I really can't say much. The clip speaks for itself. If you weren't a fan of these films before, this will certainly give you more to complain about.

It should be noted that a lot of fans have wondered exactly how The Asylum has been able to stay out of legal trouble making copy-cat films. Well apparently they finally got dinged over their film "The Terminators." Check out this post from the Retromedia Message Boards:

"Interesting footnote: If you take a look at The Asylum’s website currently you won’t find a single mention of The Terminators on it. No artwork, no trailer, no listings, even the film’s web page has gone suspiciously missing. One of my Asylum insiders has told me that they did indeed get hit with a cease & desist, removed all info in relation to the film from their website to make it look like they were complying, and then went ahead releasing the film into the marketplace anyway. Never ever let it be said that The Asylum isn’t run by people with elephant-sized cajones."

Big balls, or not, sometimes when you play with fire, you get burned.

I can only hope that The Asylum continues to make more "original" films. In that area the studio has shown great promise as of late. Their remake of "The Land That Time Forgot" has also generated a great deal of interest. Is the studio at a turning point? Only time will tell.

See Also: An Early Effects Shot From Transmorphers The Fall Of Man / Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus: How Big Is Too Big? / Its An Aquatic Monster Free For All In Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus.....Oh And Debbie Gibson / DVD Art For The Land That Time Forgot / The Trailer For The Asylum's Terminators / The First Photos From The Land That Time Forgot / The Land That Time Forgot Remake Begins Filming / The Trailer For Asylum's Dragonquest / Exclusive Images From Asylum's The Terminators / The Top Ten Hottest Monsters Of 2008 / New Photos From Next Weeks Big Monster Movie Release / Monster (2008)

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus: How Big Is Too Big?

Written By: Ken Hulsey
Sources: Paul Bales (The Asylum) / Avery Guerra

For centuries man has pondered the question, "How big is too big?" Now generally the question has referred to things like houses, cars, boats.....um....women's chests and other material things. Now, however, the question may asked of movie monsters.

Sure, there have been tons of gigantic critters in movies throughout the decades, such as King Kong, Godzilla, Gamera, The giant ants from Them!, Gappa, and Reptilicous. The list goes on and on.

Leave it to the folks over at The Asylum to create two monsters that make all of those monsters look like midgets. Monsters so large that they even eclipse the fame of their cinema co-star, 80s pop sensation, Debbie Gibson. Yes, we are talking huge!

Oh, did I forget to mention that these monsters are a giant octopus and a giant shark, the two nastiest predators in the ocean?

My bad.

Oh, sure the shark in "Jaws" was big.....and scary, but we are talking about a shark so big that it could rise out of the bay and bite the span of the Golden Gate Bridge.

That sure sounds big!


We are talking about an octopus so large that it could munch down a nuclear submarine like it was a Good & Plenty.

Well how big is that you may ask? Well lets do a size comparison. Look at the photo of the shark attacking the sub. Okay, now look at the photo below of Godzilla attacking a submarine. Sorry, the only photo I could find is of a figurine, but it proves my point.

That's one heck of a giant octopus!

Now, here's the question, are these monsters too big? Is there such a thing?


If you like em big, and a lot of people do, then "Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus" should be right up your alley.



For me, just a hand-full is enough........what.......oh, yeh, I mean that I prefer the 100-meter-tall and under monster crowd.

See Also: Its An Aquatic Monster Free For All In Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus.....Oh And Debbie Gibson / DVD Art For The Land That Time Forgot / An Early Effects Shot From Transmorphers The Fall Of Man / The Trailer For The Asylum's Terminators / The First Photos From The Land That Time Forgot / The Land That Time Forgot Remake Begins Filming / The Trailer For Asylum's Dragonquest / Exclusive Images From Asylum's The Terminators / The Top Ten Hottest Monsters Of 2008 / New Photos From Next Weeks Big Monster Movie Release / Monster (2008)

DVD Art For The Land That Time Forgot

Written By: Ken Hulsey
Sources: The Asylum / Avery Guerra

I can remember way back in 1974 when the first commercials for "The Land That Time Forgot" aired on television. (That shows you how old I am...) I vividly recall the images of the dinosaurs and the exploding volcano. I also remember thinking how 'real' the dinosaurs looked. Yeh, they were only hand puppets, come to find out, but you have to remember that for the 70s, it was pretty good looking effects wise. They didn't have 'high-fangled' computer graphics back then boys and girls.

Anyway, I remember the film fondly and so do a lot of people who grew up in my generation.

It should come as no surprise that when I learned that C. Thomas Howell, and The Asylum, were remaking the film, my eyes and ears perked up.

Well the remake of "The Land That Time Forgot" is in full production as we speak, and a lot of people are eager to see what kind of film it's going to be. Will it follow the story from the original film, or will it be a new interpretation of the Edgar Rice Burroughs story that was first published in 1918?

Very little on that subject has been released as of yet, but The Asylum has just released the DVD cover art for the movie.

Kinda looks like the poster for "Land of the Lost". The tag-line kinda sounds like it too.

Let's wait and see, before we pass any judgements on this one!

See Also: The First Photos From The Land That Time Forgot / The Land That Time Forgot Remake Begins Filming / The Land That Time Forgot (1975) / The People That Time Forgot (1977

An Early Effects Shot From Transmorphers The Fall Of Man



Written By: Ken Hulsey
Sources: Paul Bales / Avery Guerra

With a brand-new "Transformers" movie coming out this summer, it should be expected that The Asylum would be coming out with their own film 'inspired by' the big-budget Hollywood epic, and indeed they are. The film entitled "Transmorphers: Fall of Man" features everything you would expect, robots that change shape and the like.

Unlike the upcoming "Transformers" movie, "Transmorphers: Fall of Man" is a prequel. The the original "Transmorphers" (2007), takes place 300 years in the future and follows a human rebellion against a race of alien robots who have enslaved the Earth."

"Transmorphers: Fall of Man" takes place in modern times, and follows the story of when the alien robots first land on Earth.The invasion forces mankind underground and the rebellion is formed.

The film stars one of my favorite actors, Bruce Boxleitner, who was the shit on "Babylon 5."

The Asylum was cool enough to send us an early effects shot from the film. In the clip a giant robot is seen firing on a fleeing pick-up truck. A pretty cool sequence!

Fans of giant robot movies and animation may want to give "Transmorphers: Fall of Man" a look!

See Also: The Trailer For The Asylum's Terminators / The First Photos From The Land That Time Forgot / Its An Aquatic Monster Free For All In Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus.....Oh And Debbie Gibson / The Land That Time Forgot Remake Begins Filming / The Trailer For Asylum's Dragonquest / Exclusive Images From Asylum's The Terminators / The Top Ten Hottest Monsters Of 2008 / New Photos From Next Weeks Big Monster Movie Release / Monster (2008)

The Trailer For The Asylum's Terminators



Written By: Ken Hulsey
Source: The Asylum / Avery Guerra

Everyone knows that the end of mankind is near. The machines will eventually rise up against us!

Right now, as I am writing this, the Japanese are building human robots. Sure they look harmless enough, but how long will it be before some a-hole mounts a gun turret on one? I'm certain that first someone will try to turn them into sex dolls, then once the thrill wears off, they will start thinking of turning them into robot soldiers. That's the way the human mind works, sex first, then killing. You just have to look at human history to get your proof.

Anyway, enough of my morality lecture, and doom-and-gloom discussion, it's time to talk about killer robots in the fantasy sense.

The Asylum has just released the trailer for their answer to "Terminator Salvation", called "The Terminators." Granted, the film is a knock-off of the Arnold Schwarzenegger films, and from watching the trailer you probably won't find anything too original about it, but for what's its worth the film may be worth a look.

Plot: A small band of resistance fighters battle the cyborgs that have taken control of the planet.

See Also: The Governator Returns! - A Big Bad Killing Machine From Terminator Salvation / Terminator Salvation Terminator Voice Changing Helmet / Exclusive Images From Asylum's The Terminators / The Sexy Women Of Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li / New Terminator Salvation Flash Poster And Video Clips / Production Artwork For Terminator Salvation / Dark Horse To Release 25th Anniversary Terminator Comics / Warner Bros - Comic Con 2008 Sneak Previews / Special Effects Master Stan Winston Passes Away / The Japanese Now Have Human Robots - How Long Will It Be Until We Are Replaced! /

The First Photos From The Land That Time Forgot

Written By: Ken Hulsey
Sources: The Asylum / Avery Guerra

The fine folks over at The Asylum just sent over a few photos from the first week of shooting their remake of the 1974 Amicus dinosaur epic, "The Land That Time Forgot."

C. Thomas Howell is both directing, and staring in "The Land That Time Forgot", alongside Christopher Showerman and Timothy Bottoms. The script for the film was reportedly written by Darren Dalton, who also wrote "The Day the Earth Stopped" for The Asylum.

No photos of any of the dinosaurs yet, but we have been promised images of those as soon as they become available!

It's hard to tell much from these early images, but so far it looks promising.


Its An Aquatic Monster Free For All In Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus.....Oh And Debbie Gibson



Written By: Ken Hulsey
Sources: The Asylum / Avery Guerra

If you are a fan of "Monster Quest" or some sort of cryptozoology nut, like I am, then you have probably been following stories of giant octopus and and squid for some time. Recent film footage obtained by the program have proven that indeed giant eight tentacled beasties do inhabit our oceans.

That being true, how cool would it be if we really got a chance to see one of these giant oceanic predators in action? Well the folks over at The Asylum were thinking along those lines when they began production on their latest monster film, "Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus."

With this one you get exactly what is advertised, a giant shark going toe-to-toe with a giant octopus.

Well the fine people over at The Asylum were good enough to send us a very early effects shot of the battle between two of the oceans greatest predators. Pretty cool, huh?

The film, which is slated for a direct to video release on May 26th, was written and directed by Ace Hannah, stars Deborah Gibson and Lorenzo Lamas.

Deborah Gibson.....? Wait a minute! Debbie Gibson? Wow! That is name that I hadn't heard in a long time.

For those of you not old enough to remember Debbie Gibson.....oh, sorry, Deborah Gibson, she was a perky little pop singer from the 80s. She had a string of top 40 hits like, "Shake Your Love" and "Only In My dreams." In fact she was pretty big back in the day before everyone got sick of the 'bubble gum' and she faded into obscurity.

You have to hand to good old Debbie.....sorry...Deborah...though. She fought hard to shake the cutesy image by posing nude in Playboy. She even performs live now in a G-string. Even though she went from Debbie to Deborah, and tries to act like a 'naughty girl', the 'teen pop star' mantle sticks to this day.

If you were lucky enough to be born after Debbie Gibson's music, then get down on your knees a thank God for sparing you from her "Electric Youth."

I doubt that starring in "Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus'" is going to lead to a lasting film career for Deborah.

See Also: The Land That Time Forgot Remake Begins Filming / The Trailer For Asylum's Dragonquest / Exclusive Images From Asylum's The Terminators / The Top Ten Hottest Monsters Of 2008 / New Photos From Next Weeks Big Monster Movie Release / Monster (2008)