Written By: Ken HulseySources: Avery Guerra / David Hayes
David Hayes is living the dream. He has written, produced and starred in his own movie, where he gets to share screen time with three sexy, bikini-clad, young ladies. Most guys would chop off a limb to do something like that.
Certainly nobody could fault good old David for making that kind of dream come true?
Well, probably not, but some people may want to give him a psychological evaluation after they learn that his dream movie is a sequel to the 1961 B movie, "The Beast of Yucca Flats" entitled, "Return to Yucca Flats: Desert Man-Beast."
Now many of you may not remember the original "Beast." It was, after all, a very forgettable movie. A movie, that many believe, rivals Ed Wood's "Plan 9 From Outer Space", a possibly the worst sci fi movie ever created.
In that film, a crazed murderer, (played by B movie icon Tor Johnson) wanders into nuclear bomb test, which turns him into an even more crazed murderer. As you can tell, the plot wasn't exactly "Masterpiece Theater" material.
Hardly seems like a movie that needed a sequel, but Hayes thought it did, so who are we to judge.
Anyway, David Hayes was kind enough to send us some publicity photos from his film:
Yes, this is a movie about a rather large man (we have to be PC) terrorising three bikini-clad hotties. Honestly I have seen this very same scene on the beach here in Southern California countless times.
This poor guy must have tried to step in between "The Beast" and the young ladies. Serves him right.
Okay, this may be the greatest publicity photo ever. It really doesn't need a title. Hayes should just use it as the poster for the film. It sells itself.
Well here we have blood dripping down......um......between......
Here is the poster for "Return to Yucca Flats: Desert Man-Beast." Again you only really need the bottom four shots to sell the movie.
I'm now officially angry at myself. I've been toying with the idea of a YUCCA FLATS sequel for years. There are pages and pages of notes on the possibilities inside the dog-eared notebooks scattered around my house, and now some enterprising go-getter has beat me to it! I see Mr. Hayes has the important elements (desert, fat hairy guy, boobs, blood) in place, and I wish him great success. Kudos for being it, not dreaming it. I guess for me, it's on to that BRAIN THAT WOULDN'T DIE sequel...
ReplyDeleteYou know this kinda reminds me of my own dream film project - "Creature From The Huanted Sea 2: Jugg Island."
ReplyDeleteThe film is about twenty young women who are taking a pleasure cruse in the caribbean after they all had breast enlargment surgury.
For some reason they get marooned on a mysterious island.
Being bored they do stuff like run on the beach, jump rope, do yoga....typical girl fun stuff.
Suddenly a monster that looks like "Cookie Monster" come out of the sea to terrorize the girls with its VERY...VERY, grabby hands.
Hey, we can all dream!